👉 The 'Union of Soviet Socialist Republics' is like the grandest, most bureaucratic party in all the land, but instead of being a party with party leaders and whimsical themes, it's more like a bunch of Russian bureaucrats in tiny pajamas trying to organize the entire globe, with a motto that's more like, "We're all equals, but no one's really listening..."
Edgy example sentence: "Despite its name, the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics was more like a giant, cold, bureaucratic nightmare where all you wanted was someone to let the KGB laugh, but instead they kept whispering 'all in good fun' like it was all business."